Hey, my name’s “Indoctrination-based marketing” and I specialise in Filip Pelczar
Oopsie, I think I got it backwards - anyway -
- I’m that miracle-creating marketer who is known for getting over 3900% ROI on his marketing campaigns…beating 2x ROAS with every single campaign he creates…*smacking out* advertisements within 48 hours without even getting a voice-note from a client..and writing the most *clickable* ads you’ll ever see.
And I’ve created a completely free resource where I break down:
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The exact tactic behind my “3900% ROI” advertising campaign that I call "The Yellow Pages Strategy" and how to use it to create evergreen ads in just under 48h
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How square-shaped, ugly images that even a 5-year-old could create will give you better market research data than if you paid $1000s for 'professional consumer insights analysis', all in mere days
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The 553-years-old advertising formula (which even someone with zero experience can use to create high-selling masterpieces) that now works better than ever
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My “Crab Monopoly” strategy for dominating ANY market as quickly as possible
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A cheatsheet your ads MUST check off before you even think about running them
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How an old rule from Eugene Schwartz might still be the reason for your ads flopping
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What are the 3 email marketing rules every business owner has to know
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5 “death-threats” which signalise you’re burning your marketing budget
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Why your “50% OFF” money-printing campaign might cut your loyal fanbase in half
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The two-sentences-long advertising rule from Howard Luck Gossage and how to use it on your newsletter
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7 ways your marketing agency is lying to you (BONUS #1)
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Three keys to know if someone you're about to hire will actually get you results (BONUS #2)
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PEOPLE-LIMITED-BONUS #3 - A free over-the-email consult where I'll solve your currently most frustrating marketing problem (I can only offer this to the next few people who join—'charity work' doesn’t pay the bills)
(It is REALLY free, I do NOT even want your email address, the button above leads STRAIGHT to the resource)
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I see you're one of those "who the hell is this guy" people.
Fair enough…
…Aaaaaand here I could share a tear-jerking story on how I went from rags to riches, etc.
BUT I’m going to respect your time instead and tell you only two fundamental facts about me:
Fact #1: I started my business purely because I love writing - and I’m hella good at it.
Fact #2: All I truly care about is getting RESULTS, which is also why you’ll see me hating on things like:
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“Brand awareness” campaigns which only bleed your wallet dry.
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Email campaigns that bring you quick cash instead of playing the long game (which is what you should do with email).
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Over-engineered “experiences” the potential customer is supposed to go through when he gets your email sequence - I mean, c’mon do you really think people will read every single email you send them, in the right order???
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And maaany more things
But if you want to find out more about the things I genuinely hate or love, and you have your wallet ready:
No?
I see, you came here to see if I am "the real deal"...
So let me “walk the talk” for you
Here are a few ad campaigns I’ve ran for my clients, which are successful over…
And OVER...
And OVER...
And OVER...
And OVER again...
And even going as far as getting a 100x return on ad spend:
Which means that for every $1 my client spent on this campaign, they made $100 back.
And just so you can see it clearer…
So as you can see, no matter:
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What’s the industry
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How big is the budget
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Or how “too small for ads” your business could appear
I CONSISTENTLY keep “banging out” campaigns that outsell your average and advanced “marketers”
In fact, in one of my projects, I added $30k to an e-com business within a month just by using a simple front-end funnel.
You get the point - I know my stuff
And I know precisely all the things you MUST know as a business owner to avoid bankrupting your company through horrible marketing.
So instead of frying your brains out worrying if the next email or advertising campaign you’ll run flops -
- instead of you having to work late to make sure the new marketing agency you hired doesn't bankrupt/scam you -
- I'll take care of it for you.
Why?
Because I love doing it.
Let's print some money (legally)
After you fill out this form, here's what's gonna happen:
Within the first 24h I will personally get in touch with you, then...
We will get on a call for about 20 minutes where I'll create you a perfectly-tailored solution to one of your biggest "pain-in-the-ass" marketing problems.
And then you can either:
a. Apply it on your own, probably getting half-decent results (I believe in you).
OR
b. Work with me and get your money's worth in two weeks or less.
The choice - as always - is yours.
FAQs - because some of you just HAVE TO know more...
Q: What exactly do you do?
I build marketing systems that convert strangers into buyers, not “followers.” That means helping you tell the right story, to the right people, at the right time — with copy and strategy designed to get sales instead of vanity metrics.
Q: Is this just another done-for-you funnel service?
Nope. I don’t slap templates on your business. I build custom systems based on your market, your voice, and your actual growth goals. It’s strategic and conversion-focused instead of being some recycled ClickFunnels Frankenstein.
Q: How do I know this will work for my business?
You don’t — and neither do I until we talk. That’s why I vet clients and only take on projects I believe I can win.
Q: I’ve worked with marketers before and got burned. Why trust you?
Because I’ve heard that 100 times. And I built this service to be the antidote. I don’t vanish, I don’t outsource to amateurs, and I don’t pitch fluff. ALSO - I have nothing to hide and you can see exactly what kind of a person I am on my blog.