Hey, my name’s “Indoctrination-based marketing” and I specialise in Filip Pelczar
Oopsie, I think I got it backwards - anyway -
- I’m that miracle-creating marketer who is known for getting over 3900% ROI on his marketing campaigns…beating 2x ROAS with every single campaign he creates…*smacking out* advertisements within 48 hours without even getting a voice-note from a client..and writing the most entertaining emails you’ll ever get in your inbox.
And I’ve created a completely free resource where I break down:
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The exact principles behind my “3900% ROI” advertising campaign
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My “Crab Monopoly” strategy for dominating ANY market as quickly as possible
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How my “Z-based” equation works and how to use it to determine if a campaign is profitable (WARNING: You can not just “figure it out”)
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A cheatsheet your ads MUST check off before you even think about running them
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How an old rule from Eugene Schwartz might still be the reason for your ads flopping
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What are the 3 email marketing rules every business owner has to know
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5 “death-threats” which signalise you’re burning your marketing budget
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Why your “50% OFF” money-printing campaign might cut your loyal fanbase in half
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The two-sentences-long advertising rule from Howard Luck Gossage and how to use it on your newsletter
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7 ways your marketing agency is lying to you (BONUS #1)
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Three keys to know if someone you're about to hire will actually get you results (BONUS #2)
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PEOPLE-LIMITED-BONUS #3 - A free over-the-email consult where I'll solve your currently most frustrating marketing problem (I can only offer this to the next few people who join—'charity work' doesn’t pay the bills)
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Still scrolling?
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I see you're one of those "who the hell is this guy" people.
Fair enough…
…Aaaaaand here I could share a tear-jerking story on how I went from rags to riches, etc.
BUT I’m going to respect your time instead and tell you only two fundamental facts about me:
Fact #1: I started my business purely because I love writing - and I’m hella good at it.
Fact #2: All I truly care about is getting RESULTS, which is also why you’ll see me hating on things like:
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“Brand awareness” advertisements which only bleed your wallet dry
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Email campaigns that bring you quick cash instead of playing the long game (which is what you should do with email)
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Over-engineered “experiences” the potential customer is supposed to go through when he gets your sequence - I mean, c’mon do you really think people will read every single email you send them, in the right order???
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And maaany more things
But if you want to find out more about the things I genuinely hate, or about who I really am, and get the resource I’ve mentioned above, then:
No?
This doesn’t float your boat?
Then let me “walk the talk” for you
Here are a few ad campaigns I’ve ran for my clients, which are successful over…
And OVER...
And OVER...
And OVER...
And OVER again...
And even going as far as getting a 100x return on ad spend:
Which means that for every $1 my client spent on this campaign, they made $100 back.
And just so you can see it clearer…
So as you can see, no matter:
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What’s the industry
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How big is the budget
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Or how “too small for ads” your business could appear
I CONSISTENTLY keep “banging out” campaigns that outsell your average and advanced “marketers”
In fact, in one of my projects, I added $30k to an e-com business within a month just by using a simple front-end funnel.
You get the point - I know my stuff
And I know precisely all the things you MUST know as a business owner to avoid bankrupting your company through horrible marketing.
So instead of frying your brains out worrying if the next email or advertising campaign you’ll run will flop -
- I'm giving you a resource to pull out when you feel like printing a little bit of money: